It is unavoidable at this point. On Monday, the 16th of July, I take brief possession of a hired automobile. In order to make my new apartment feel like home, I am making a run to the nearest IKEA in Milton-Keynes. And to avoid having to wear the pots on my feet and drag a sack of wine glasses behind me on the train (or bus), I decided to rent a car for the day.
That being said, to account for the unavoidable, I am as well taking 3 monkeys to set loose in the cabin of the car in order to have a valid excuse when pulled over by the police.
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